Crick

And here is why I have a crick in my neck. 

(Actually . . . we have a crick in the backyard too but thats a different story . . .)

I have so much white paint in my hair that even the lady at home depot was making fun of me!!

You KNOW it's bad when the Home Depot employees make fun of your home projects.  . . She even went so far as to do the old "Did you get any on the wall??" line. . .

REALLY???? 

So I told her that orange apron made her look washed out.* 

*No.  I didn't.